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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 11:58 am |
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twaimn wrote: repeat. I pick mark and jay. bring it, bitches.
It's ON! 
I start practice tonight. 
Do we need to make some rules? Beer for Beer? Shot for Shot? In which way would you like to get destroyed???
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Major_Slovak
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 12:19 pm |
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twaimn wrote: repeat. I pick mark and jay. bring it, bitches.
It's good to repeat things to old people. They often don't hear you the first time.
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ethmongul
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 12:41 pm |
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Christ! We aren't even going to get past the second turn are we? I'm probably going to end up buying all of the drinks too, I suppose?
I will say that the one guy that is sleeping in a corner this year is not going to get off as easily as Rob did last year. Be prepared to stand and drink or forfeit your ability to look like a decent human being for the rest of the day!
And for all of you that don't think they have to make it by 10 am on Sat to start this monster game, bear in mind that I do not have any of the new plastic dreads yet, and the subtlness of a metal ork dread in a sock being clubbed across your face for lateness, will be a very rude awakening indeed.
You have been warned!
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Wolf Man
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 12:51 pm |
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ethmongul wrote: ...or forfeit your ability to look like a decent human being for the rest of the day!
I think most of us forfeit that ability just by waking up in the morning.
... oh, except for Braden and his self-described youth and good looks. Yes, it sure will be nice defiling that supple young flesh once he has pissed himself and passed out during our drinking "contest" (if you can reallly call it a contest).
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ethmongul
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 01:15 pm |
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That's true. I was also a bit concerned with the challenging the old guys bit. I almost bought in on it and threw in my chips, however due to my oldness and my 2 drink=pass the fuck out abilities as of late, I will be making a pass on the challenge.
I will be able to drive anybody to the hotel however. We'll simply throw all of you lot in the back of my truck and make some detours to the north side, say 5th and Cherry, and then we'll throw you out and see what happens.
As far as looks are concerned, hasn't it been documented somewhere that the younger generations have become more nearsighted in the past 20 yrs? That would certainly explain more than a few things, especialy where Twaimn is concerned.
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Brother Silas
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 02:13 pm |
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Wolf Man wrote: twaimn wrote: repeat. I pick mark and jay. bring it, bitches.
It's ON!
I start practice tonight.
Do we need to make some rules? Beer for Beer? Shot for Shot? In which way would you like to get destroyed???
I say we dedicate one of the whiteboards to keeping track of drinks over the day for each team. Each time you fill your glass, you get a mark on the board.
I may even form my own team. Whaddya say Jake? You in?
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Wolf Man
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 02:29 pm |
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Brother Silas wrote: I say we dedicate one of the whiteboards to keeping track of drinks over the day for each team. Each time you fill your glass, you get a mark on the board.
I may even form my own team. Whaddya say Jake? You in?
An excellent idea!!!
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Wretched_malediction
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 03:04 pm |
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ethmongul wrote: however due to my oldness and my 2 drink=pass the fuck out abilities as of late
I am right there with ya man
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 07:33 pm |
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I'll take Tim on my team and beat you all!
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ethmongul
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 07:37 pm |
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Wretched_malediction wrote: ethmongul wrote: however due to my oldness and my 2 drink=pass the fuck out abilities as of late
I am right there with ya man
You and I can have some fun drivin all these fuckers around after we get done beating the crap out of each other!
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Posted: Wed Mar 3rd, 2010 07:45 pm |
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you can drink til you pass out all you want, young pups. and you will most certainly drink my AARP ass under the table.
but when i have to drive you somewhere when you're passed out, it doesnt mean you'll end up where you wanted to!
now who's da man?!
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 12:23 am |
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Counting your beers. How juvenile. Let's get back to talking about GI Joes and army men with little plastic guns, and model tanks. Pew pew pew! Boooom! Arg, hit the dirt!! They got me sarge, they got me!!
And on that subject, and on the subject of throwing it down:
twaimn-- I'm callin' you out, son.
Remember the last Big Game we faced off? The Hone Bridge game? Remember your pocket-sized titan taking one in the reactor core and going all Los Alamos? I do. And 22 generic yellow marines cried out with one voice and failed their saves and were silenced forever.
That probably still hurts a bit, I imagine. I cherish that thought.
But I never got to hit you with the maybe biggest cavalry charge in 40k history (85 Rough Riders/ mounted LatD Mutants) because that fool Jeppie hit the horses with like eleven Basilisk shots which didn't so much break the charge as it took so fucking long to resolve that the game was called before I made it to your lines, but we both wanted that charge to hit just to hear the sound of it. Right? Time for Round Two.
twaimn-- bring your shit to Orktown, and let's have it out.
Drinks, no drinks, I don't give a shit. I want to brawl with whatever you've got. I'll even pm you my list. Whatever, just bring it. Bring your codex and a bunch of dice, because saturday it's time to set the phasers to full power and punch it the fuck out.
Everything you have dies. Everthing I have dies. Only I predict that I will have one shoota/slugga boy standing on the burning wreck of your land raider, taking a pee into the helmet of your librarian. A thick, green orkish pee that is the consistency of yougurt and which smells like leftover meatloaf.
Saturday. No excuses. Don't make me start a seperate thread, because I will sure as shit. Talk to your general, ask permission, get a note from your parents, whatever. Bring the best you got and I'll meet you in the middle of the street.
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 12:55 am |
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We need to have a "best of" d-company posts.
And I nominate major's last one there to be the first to be dumped into that repository of epic dorky greatness.
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 12:59 am |
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Major_Slovak wrote: A thick, green orkish pee that is the consistency of yougurt and which smells like leftover meatloaf.
Wow.
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 01:06 am |
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-cracks knuckles and neck-
you don't even know what you just got yourself into. -grins- no yellow marines on this day. just a air force that's going to unload so much small munitions flakk into your army that by the time help comes they'll be walking knee deep in yogurty covered 3 week old mushrooms. the yogurt cause you'll prolly all piss yourselves at the sight of it.
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ethmongul
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 01:18 am |
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I don't know Twaimn, the major sounds pretty serious, and your rebuttle was a bit, what would you call it, lackluster at best. Which is just as well......... It matches your drinking skills, not to mention the 'looks' department. Yogurt?
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 04:32 am |
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| All shit talking aside, Im ready to drink!... I mean game
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 05:00 am |
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Can someone bring "Flight of the Valkyries" on CD?
Thanks.
edit: oh yeah, and if anyone has a spare worlds-of-wonder laser tag pistol that operates, it would be really fun if you brought that, with some batteries. trust me.
Last edited on Thu Mar 4th, 2010 05:01 am by Pen dull
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Posted: Thu Mar 4th, 2010 07:00 am |
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damnit, you didn't have drew get one of mine? no way I'm getting to my house in the next 48 hours. if you really want it, mark, call me, and I'll fanagle a way for you to get it out of my house in middleton before you leave town.
dale. yogurt was not my idea. pete brought it up. also, there was no way in hell that I was going to come up with an appropriate rebutal to pete's call out, so I went with what I had to work with.
and you can all be jealous all you want. I'm the only one at your wedding who had a girl come pick me up
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