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Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 10:18 pm |
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Add yours!
Twas the night before the Big Game
and all over my table
pieces of orks littered about
like tales of woe and fable.
My paint tubes were squeezed,
and the hairs of my brushes teased,
yet there is still so much work to be done
as my army is not yet fully cheesed.
Last edited on Wed Feb 27th, 2008 10:18 pm by Pen dull
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Major_Slovak
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 04:50 am |
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. . .and for some reason
I was stuck out of season,
on the East Coast (what a bummer!)
like a snowman in summer.
And at slumber they lay,
700 rengade guardsmen today,
in their foam, asleep fast
ready to hand you your ass.
But not this year yet,
so go fuck yourself and get,
a good running head start,
and swallow your own fart.
Next year I will be back,
a plasma gun in you ass crack.
You're lucky it's not my turn,
or your fucking Titan would burn.
Fuck you, oh fuck you,
you imperial buffoon,
you don't know how to fight
but even so you're alright.
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Wolf Man
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:10 pm |
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... and I couldn't go.
instead i'd move out of state
and escape all that damned snow!
When suddenly on this forum
arose such a chatter
The Big Game is coming!
and i couldn't be sadder.
I'd miss Brad's drinking
and rosy red cheeks
and the "I LOVE you man!"s
that he consistantly speaks.
Tim's mechanical pencils
Busily clicking away
His feverish gaming mind
would need two clicky pencils that day.
Dacio's cheering
and silly remarks
spreading Nurgle's plague
with beer and brat farts
Mark's improved Orks
and good natured spirit
His conversations would be grand
and this year i'd miss it
And all the others
that i hold so dear
from Braden to Jake
I'd miss them all this year
So on Travis on Brad
on Jake and Pen dull
on twaimm and Grimlock
and my dear friend ethmongul
Drink beer and roll dice
kill imaginary hordes
laugh and cheer on
your armies fighting upon game boards
And know that i'll be thinking
as i drive out of sight
"Merry Big Game to all
and to all a good fight."
i want to cry. 
Last edited on Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:15 pm by Wolf Man
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ethmongul
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Posted: Fri Feb 29th, 2008 02:39 pm |
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Cry for the souls that will be sacrificed to the blood god this weekend
KHORNE KHORNE KHORNE
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HDEagle71
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Posted: Fri Feb 29th, 2008 02:53 pm |
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Nurgle Nurgle Nurgle
Why have I decided to paint so much when I was not going to play just use what I have stupid but NOOOOOO I have to paint crap because it is new and I only have 3 days to do it now I am painting and loading the trailer and painting.
Oh big game how I love my minis afterword because they have pretty paint but I never want to paint for 6 months after the big game!
See you a T Minus 7 hours
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Major_Slovak
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Posted: Sat Mar 1st, 2008 12:42 pm |
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| Ummm. . . rhyming? Godamnit boys, rhyme!
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midnight
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Posted: Sun Mar 2nd, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Major_Slovak wrote: Ummm. . . rhyming? Godanmit boys, rhyme!
Twas the day after Big Game,
the Emperor's not pleased.
His mighty Ultramarines,
Were brought to their knees.
The armies of Chaos,
all foul and bent,
consumed their mighty souls,
and their armor was rent.
The sons of Guilliman,
noble, heroic and more,
fought bravely and valienty,
yet died by the score.
That corruption of man,
those marked by the beast,
would just not die,
nor yield in the least.
Despite plasma, lascannon,
bolter, and flame,
they kept fighting on,
cheering their foul lord's name.
Valiant assault Terminators,
Lightning Claws at the ready
disappeared into the ethos,
the teleporter's aim was not steady.
Their Baneblade was consumed,
by a vortex of blight.
thrown from the hand,
of an Assassin, out of sight.
Even their fearsome titan,
lording above all,
could not prevent their defeat.
Could not prevent their fall.
Bloody and battered,
blasted and sore,
they withdrew from the field,
but WILL be back for more!
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 12:37 pm |
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very nice Midnight! From your poem, can I assume that your baneblade was taken out by an assassin with a vortex grenade? Man! That is sooooo 2nd Edition cheese it ain't even funny! I don't know why GW thought it would be a good idea to bring that back. 
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ethmongul
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 03:06 pm |
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the hounds were unleashed on the ultramarines friday night, placed in the middle they sat gripping bolters tight, when off of the flank,kharn set out tank,and torn the bleeding hearts out of all marines in sight.
next came the orks on saturday morn, unfortunately the lined up against khorne, the bloodbath that followed was legendary to date,200 ork skulls on my plate, kharn himself survived for the pit,and got taken out with only one hit.
sunday began with hangover fun,but after breakfast was served it was 15000 points on the board, oh my goodness what fun, the turns that followed suprised and amazed,with angoth and 140 orks in the combat in the middle our eyes were glazed, thats right dear readers over 60,000 points on the board, bring a new definition to the chaos hoard, but deep strike and 10" templated took there toll, and chaos was defeated again by a lucky roll.
are limricks actually rhiming?
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 03:18 pm |
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ethmongul wrote:
are limricks actually rhiming?
There was a young woman from venus...
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 03:27 pm |
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Wolf Man wrote: very nice Midnight! From your poem, can I assume that your baneblade was taken out by an assassin with a vortex grenade? Man! That is sooooo 2nd Edition cheese it ain't even funny! I don't know why GW thought it would be a good idea to bring that back.
Yep. An assassin popped in out of nowhere and vortexed the Baneblade. That damn thing sat on the tank for 2 rounds, eating up all the structure points. Then we tried to teleport a squad of Assault Terminators into the portal to secure it, and deviated onto another unit and they were all destroyed. Even the titan was hard-pressed to kill anything. At one point we scored 7 wounds on a squad of marines w/ a Vulcan mega-bolter, and Bradon made ALL 7 cover saves. lol
Man, the Ultramarines did not put forth their best showing. But it was exciting having the game be decided literally by the last shot of the game.
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ethmongul
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 07:31 pm |
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| who only put things up her anus
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Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 07:48 pm |
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she knew it seemed lewd
and to some, maybe crude...
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ethmongul
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Posted: Tue Mar 4th, 2008 02:09 am |
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| so then she just sucked on some some penis
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Posted: Fri Mar 7th, 2008 02:54 am |
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"some penis?"
oh jeebus.
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Posted: Fri Mar 7th, 2008 01:11 pm |
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| there once was a man from nantucket......
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Posted: Fri Mar 7th, 2008 01:35 pm |
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ethmongul wrote: there once was a man from nantucket......
"Fighting Chaos has made him say "fuck it"....."
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Posted: Fri Mar 7th, 2008 09:13 pm |
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Having missed the Big Game,
was such a crying shame,
having spent all week, in class as I sat,
it is good to see the spirit of D-Company is back!
Jeppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 12th, 2008 04:21 am |
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There once was an ork on my table
That held a gun that had a big cable
The end could spin
and the Mek would grin
As your army died like Clark Gable.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12th, 2008 07:24 pm |
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Bird with beak
so pointy, pointy
Upon your head
annointy-nointy
(Steve Martin - The Jerk) (?)
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