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Brother Tiberius
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Posted: Sun Feb 14th, 2010 05:36 pm |
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| You can have a perfectly rational conversation with another dork, about who would win in a fight; Lt. Worf or Chewbacca?
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ethmongul
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Posted: Sun Feb 14th, 2010 05:59 pm |
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| Chewie withiout a doubt!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15th, 2010 03:18 am |
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Already been decided.
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/chew-worf.shtml
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Posted: Mon Feb 15th, 2010 10:59 pm |
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| Confused by those who voted for Worf??? I mean really? Worf would get owned!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 12:12 pm |
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I voted for Chewbacca, but I can see a case for Worf.
If the deathmatch were to actually take place inside Thunderdome (as the poll suggests), then you have to assume there would be weapons placed around the arena. And Worf's extensive combat training with blades and other close combat weapons would seem to make him ten times more dangerous with a weapon in his hands.
However, if this is indeed Thunderdome, then whatever weapons are available are probably crap (a Chainsaw that doesn't start or a rusty ax that falls apart) and the match could very rapidly turn into a bare-knuckle-brawl, in which case Worf gets his ass kicked.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 01:05 pm |
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well chewy also knows weapons, so I still think that it would be a win for the big guy.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 03:31 pm |
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HeavyLeadBelly wrote: well chewy also knows weapons, so I still think that it would be a win for the big guy.
What weapons? That laser-blaster-crossbow-thing?
No. I don't think so. Worf is a professional military man whose heritage is steeped in the warrior codes of the Klingon race. His weapons training would far excede that of a wookie smuggler.
I still give the edge to Chewy in this particular fight though, because of the ramshackle state of whatever weapons might be available within Thunder Dome.
Then again... Mad Max overcame his brutish oppenent in the Dome using brains over brawn. hmmmm..... 
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 04:11 pm |
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Chewie would scrape the bark off his Klingon forehead and make soup out of it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 04:21 pm |
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Major_Slovak wrote: the bark off his Klingon forehead
HAHAHA! 
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HeavyLeadBelly
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 04:37 pm |
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What weapons? That laser-blaster-crossbow-thing?
For your information sir, its called a "bowcaster". Please familiarize yourself with the correct terminology before making hasty judgment calls. Thank you.
No. I don't think so. Worf is a professional military man whose heritage is steeped in the warrior codes of the Klingon race. His weapons training would far excede that of a wookie smuggler.
I have analyzed your assessment and have discarded it. Please come back with one that is worthy of discussion.
As a smuggler, Chewbacca would have to be forced to familiarize and utilize all sorts of weapons. While his preferred weapon was the bowcaster, he also used other weapons, such as the BlasTech E-11 blaster rifle, commonly used by Imperial Stormtroopers. Or, if no weapons were available he would just pull arms from sockets.
Also for further reference please see these sites:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bowcaster
(the above rant was posted using comic book guy voice)
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Brother Tiberius
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 04:46 pm |
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HeavyLeadBelly wrote: What weapons? That laser-blaster-crossbow-thing?
For your information sir, its called a "bowcaster". Please familiarize yourself with the correct terminology before making hasty judgment calls. Thank you.
No. I don't think so. Worf is a professional military man whose heritage is steeped in the warrior codes of the Klingon race. His weapons training would far excede that of a wookie smuggler.
I have analyzed your assessment and have discarded it. Please come back with one that is worthy of discussion.
As a smuggler, Chewbacca would have to be forced to familiarize and utilize all sorts of weapons. While his preferred weapon was the bowcaster, he also used other weapons, such as the BlasTech E-11 blaster rifle, commonly used by Imperial Stormtroopers. Or, if no weapons were available he would just pull arms from sockets.
Also for further reference please see these sites:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bowcaster
(the above rant was posted using comic book guy voice)
The above rant was read in the comic book guy voice before I read that it was posted in the comic book guy voice....
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 04:58 pm |
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Wolf Man wrote: HeavyLeadBelly wrote: well chewy also knows weapons, so I still think that it would be a win for the big guy.
What weapons? That laser-blaster-crossbow-thing?
No. I don't think so. Worf is a professional military man whose heritage is steeped in the warrior codes of the Klingon race. His weapons training would far excede that of a wookie smuggler.
I still give the edge to Chewy in this particular fight though, because of the ramshackle state of whatever weapons might be available within Thunder Dome.
Then again... Mad Max overcame his brutish oppenent in the Dome using brains over brawn. hmmmm.....
I don't think the whistle would work on Chewy
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 05:22 pm |
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HeavyLeadBelly wrote: While his preferred weapon was the bowcaster, he also used other weapons, such as the BlasTech E-11 blaster rifle, commonly used by Imperial Stormtroopers. I think that you, sir, need to familiarize yourself with the Thunder Dome facility. There most definitely will NOT be any laser-blaster weapons available. Or, if no weapons were available he would just pull arms from sockets. I'm betting that this is what happens. haha. And possibly the soup making bit that Slovak suggested. 
Like I said, my money is on the Wookie, but since the vote is going Worf's way, and none of those guys seem to want to offer up an opinion on it, I'm just playing Klingon's advocate. 
Screw it. Let the Worf guys defend their man. 
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 05:34 pm |
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Brother Tiberius wrote: HeavyLeadBelly wrote:
(the above rant was posted using comic book guy voice)
The above rant was read in the comic book guy voice before I read that it was posted in the comic book guy voice....
ditto
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 06:02 pm |
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Seti wrote: I don't think the whistle would work on Chewy
Hahaha. I'm not so sure. I could totally see Chewbacca succumbing to a dog whistle.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 09:00 pm |
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Wolf Man wrote: HeavyLeadBelly wrote: well chewy also knows weapons, so I still think that it would be a win for the big guy.
What weapons? That laser-blaster-crossbow-thing?
No. I don't think so. Worf is a professional military man whose heritage is steeped in the warrior codes of the Klingon race. His weapons training would far excede that of a wookie smuggler.
And there you go. If it's hand to hand, I'd say Chewy has the edge. Withed bladed weapons, Worf wins hands down.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 09:08 pm |
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Don't forget that Chewbacca was captured by Teddy Bears using what was essentially a ham on a stick.
I gotta think Worf could outsmart him.
Fuck it. I think I just convinced myself that Worf would win this thing.
Vote changed!
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Brother Tiberius
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 09:23 pm |
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Wolf Man wrote: Don't forget that Chewbacca was captured by Teddy Bears using what was essentially a ham on a stick.
I gotta think Worf could outsmart him.
Fuck it. I think I just convinced myself that Worf would win this thing.
Vote changed!
You can't count that against him, there's a good chance that any of us on any given day might be captured by ham on a stick...
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Posted: Tue Feb 16th, 2010 10:56 pm |
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Shit, you called me out alright.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17th, 2010 04:37 pm |
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Ham is really good though.
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